First thing Friday morning, a customer came into my bookstore and spoiled me. To which I wanted to respond, "You know, I've had the books in my back room for a week, and have managed to resist opening the boxes. Thank you for rewarding my self-control by spoiling me twenty-four hours before I'll have it read!!!!" But, since that might have driven me to AK her, I just said, "Please keep your voice down. Other customers here want to read it for themselves." Then I spent the rest of the day convincing myself that it's just a rumor.